About mouse9419 : 19 years old work all the time so I come here for a quick laugh yes that's my car I drive it everyday and which hints why I work all the time wanna know more just ask
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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
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