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mouse9419
  • Town/Country : sc, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mouse9419 : 19 years old work all the time so I come here for a quick laugh yes that's my car I drive it everyday and which hints why I work all the time wanna know more just ask

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed hysterically and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

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