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mother_green7
  • Town/Country : Oakland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 36213
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mother_green7 :
laughing at others misfortunes is the best medicine

& i'm the blonde on the left

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (617011) - you deserved it (413796)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51797) - you deserved it (3729)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57214) - you deserved it (16001)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
155 comments

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (31401)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

#214939
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44971) - you deserved it (3309)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
26 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (1932)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9814) - you deserved it (18913)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25317) - you deserved it (2456)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22897) - you deserved it (10377)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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