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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 36787
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mother_green7 :
laughing at others misfortunes is the best medicine

& i'm the blonde on the left

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (702523) - you deserved it (472027)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57594) - you deserved it (4224)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67371) - you deserved it (21010)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML


Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (39650)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53739) - you deserved it (4192)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (3822)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34414) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13094) - you deserved it (24294)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (3272)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (15289)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

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