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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2044
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About mosarmini : I'm an all out rocker =D

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Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I GOT TO WORK IN THE ER AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL. A LADY CAME IN WITH HIGH BLOOD SUGAR. SHE WAS CONCERNED BECAUSE THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO HER HUSBAND. I REASSURED HER, TELLING HER SHE'LL BE BACK WITH HER HUSBAND IN AN HOUR OR SO. HER HUSBAND DIED FOUR YEARS AGO FROM SOMETHING SIMILAR. FML

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On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE, MICROWAVING MY BRAND NEW 3G IPHONE. IT WAS COMPLETELY WRECKED. SO WAS THE MICROWAVE. FML

#6078140
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On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Yesterday, at my scool's Midnigt Madness, I was selectd to sow my scool spirit in a contest!! Being drunk, I decidd to ump te scool mascot in front of 300 people!! FML

#6065931
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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , my daugter trew a can of airspray into looool te fireplace because se saw someone do it on YouTube . FML

#5987362
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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated . They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes . So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air . FML

#5955896
152 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... it was Homecoming. During the dance... I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty grl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty grls" and I was not one. FML

#5877463
157 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I ad to go to te dentist to ave a cavity filled. Around alfway troug te looool procedure , someting broke te silence in te room. It was ma dentist , wo ad farted. I ad to smell is rancid flatulence 4 around te next five minutes. All te wile , I ad to keep ma mout wide open. FML

#5867673
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On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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