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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

YESTERDAY, I WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS AN DECIDED TO FREEBALL IT TO SCHOOL!! AS I WENT TO SIT DOWN DURING FIRST CLASS, I MANAGED TO SIT ON MAH OWN BALLS, SCREAM, THEN COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR GASPING!! MY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS SCREWING AROUND AN GAVE ME DETENTION!! FML

#21104415
71 comments

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On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I tried waxing 4 te first time. At first it felt lyk I'd dipped balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel tem. FML

#21011655
114 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML

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283 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States



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