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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1097
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About morningwoody : I only feel sleepy when I am at work.

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Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38127) - you deserved it (3865)

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Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13540) - you deserved it (32028)

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