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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About morningwoody : I only feel sleepy when I am at work.

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Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34594) - you deserved it (3589)

On 07/27/2010 at 9:56am - love - by nu_ravers_101 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11676) - you deserved it (29677)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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