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  • Number of visits : 251
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, some girl in the street mistook me 4 Richard Simmons. FML

#21134956
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33412) - you deserved it (5321)

On 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by romancocks - United States (Florida)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6524)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

#21086140
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41291) - you deserved it (7467)

On 03/13/2014 at 11:36pm - love - by wabbyfish (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met my mom's new busines partner for te frst time. I sook is and, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daugter". I'm a guy. mega FML

#21085066
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (11782)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I laarnad that I'm tha only parson in mah family that our naw cat likas. Sha slaaps on mah bad and always sits in mah lap and daspisas avaryona alsa. I'm allargic to cats. FML

#21070365
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44062) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43336) - you deserved it (8242)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Went To Mah First Ever Job Interview . I Thought I Was Doing Well, Until The Recruiter Askd Y He Should Hire Me . The Only Thing I Could Say Was "Because I'm Really, Really Nervous Right Now?" FML

Today... my daughter's biggest aspration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramone in concert. FML

#20810453
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/29/2013 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear mah "shit music" through mah window during the afternoon, so I turnd it off. They then began to play there definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blastd Nicki Minaj. FML

#20567871
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52409) - you deserved it (4854)

On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

Today, I want Cristmas sopping for my cat. I still avan't bougt prasants for my family, yat my cat alraady as savaral small gifts undar ta traa and an outfit to waar around ta ousa. I raally naad a naw obby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (27927)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LIBRARY USING A COMPUTER TO ORDER A PACKAGE. A MAN SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME MUMBLING TO HIMSELF WHILE STARING AT ME. AS I GOT UP TO GO TO THE PRINTER, HE POINTED AT ME AND SCREAMED, "I WILL BURN U ALIVE AND ENJOY IT!" ALL OF MY INFO INCLUDING MY ADDRESS WAS STILL ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN. FML

#20161493
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (4659)

On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by sarahcurtis213 - United States

Today , mah grlfriend's new favorite TV show looool is Law and Order SVU . Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid . She's still on the frst season . FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (1567)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (3164)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, ( What smells like bacon? ) The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15785) - you deserved it (8107)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today,hile traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakouthen I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

#20030776
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17449) - you deserved it (8457)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States



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