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morgan020

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 December 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5061
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About morgan020 : I live in the country in Texas. I hunt, fish, and go mudding. I have the most awesome kid ever, not that I'm biased or anything though. I drive a Prius. It's actually pretty cool. My husbands jeep is the exact opposite of my car. Huge, loud, and green only if you count the color. My husband is the most awesome man I've ever met. I'm incredibly lucky to have married my high school sweet heart. My son is a well behaved, active, child, that loves to get dirty and be outside. My husband says I have a weird sense of humor but I disagree. But maybe that's why I like FML. :)

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morgan020's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2009 at 6:41am / Singapore / Love

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 7:11am / United States / Love

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML

by cgregg01 / 06/03/2009 at 1:11am / United States (Florida) / Kids

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Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

by babybreath / 06/02/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

by ThanksMom / 06/02/2009 at 8:06am / United States (Indiana) / Love

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