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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2560
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17200) - you deserved it (68142)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42223) - you deserved it (4204)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42223) - you deserved it (4204)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41522) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49056) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57360) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

#11070143
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47051) - you deserved it (6335)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

#10857993
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (8946)

On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9752) - you deserved it (28652)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2998)

On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46520) - you deserved it (13738)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

#9327043
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (3942)

On 03/23/2010 at 10:51am - intimacy - by BadtoWorse (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14061) - you deserved it (33206)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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