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mordecaiandrigby

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  • Number of visits : 5377
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mordecaiandrigby : Hi, I'm an opinionated person. Although I'm usually nice, I'm pretty sarcastic. Judging my number of unconfirmed FMLs, apparently my life sucks, but not enough to get an FML confirmed.

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mordecaiandrigby's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

#12126725
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27240) - you deserved it (4187)

On 07/26/2010 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by robm (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML

#12114881
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63294) - you deserved it (4006)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68327)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42397) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42397) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41719) - you deserved it (3901)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49237) - you deserved it (4839)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59340) - you deserved it (7308)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

#11070143
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47281) - you deserved it (6357)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

#10857993
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43322) - you deserved it (8965)

On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10553) - you deserved it (30173)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26546) - you deserved it (3005)

On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46710) - you deserved it (13769)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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