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by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by whymyliferose / 06/03/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Megara / 03/15/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/28/2010 at 7:37am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Health
by meowmeow / 09/21/2010 at 12:38am / Australia / Health
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turns to my dog and says "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our new dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
by bigscarypuppy / 08/22/2009 at 1:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I… Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I… Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex…