I act a fool all the tyme!!!! Lol but u will luv me or else!!!!! :)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I finally found success with a rigorous acne treatment method after having to deal with severe cystic acne since my teenage years. I was so pleased with the results that while I was rubbing my now smooth skin, I got a hard on. I got a wood for myself. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 1:18am - intimacy - by hermaphroditic - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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