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moopsy234
  • Town/Country : Inglewood, Unitedstates
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 December 1962 (49 years)
  • Number of visits : 1523
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moopsy234 : I act a fool all the tyme!!!! Lol but u will luv me or else!!!!! :)

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

#5509745 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (13191) - you deserved it (1732)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

#5449988 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (16058) - you deserved it (1303)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

#5431365 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (48812) - you deserved it (2059)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362908) - you deserved it (401229)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)