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Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)
Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by pygmalion (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)
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