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About moonsalt : Writer. Student. Experienced musician. Friendly bacon scholar. Hardcore internet geek. Zombie specialist. Unable to type with boxing gloves on.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014