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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (23 years)
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Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (6886)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31926) - you deserved it (8378)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10761) - you deserved it (32257)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54066) - you deserved it (10689)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9474) - you deserved it (61508)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (34969)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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