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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Friday 27 March 2015