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moonlight_daze
  • Town/Country : Chicago, IL, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 559
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About moonlight_daze : Hey, how goes it? My name is Nick.

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Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (1889)

On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

#5303014 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (26269) - you deserved it (1909)

On 09/16/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Kat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (4814)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to smoke in my car on the way to school. As I went to ash it out the window, one of the embers flew back into car landing in my eye. Turns out the excruciating pain was my contact lense melting to my cornea. FML

#4730383 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (12396) - you deserved it (40089)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:10am - misc - by Shootme (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (16103)

On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)