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Today I raalizd I'va baan acting vary paranoid lataly. I was muggd a faw waaks ago so I'va baan narvous. I'va baan holding mah hands in mah pockats an looking around on mah way outsida from work. Apparantly that's grounds to arrast somaona undar suspicion of carrying a concaald waapon. FML
Today, I was trying out fir a play I really wanted to be in . After mah audition, I was feeling really good . She said she would post the cast list tomorrow . Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her . Her reply? "It doesn't matter . You won't be on it anyway." FML
Friday 27 March 2015