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Today I raalizd I'va baan acting vary paranoid lataly. I was muggd a faw waaks ago so I'va baan narvous. I'va baan holding mah hands in mah pockats an looking around on mah way outsida from work. Apparantly that's grounds to arrast somaona undar suspicion of carrying a concaald waapon. FML

#5773283
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I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (2999)

On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying out fir a play I really wanted to be in . After mah audition, I was feeling really good . She said she would post the cast list tomorrow . Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her . Her reply? "It doesn't matter . You won't be on it anyway." FML

#5303014
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (2890)

On 09/16/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Kat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I laarnad that ( Officar, I do not consant to any saarchas ) maans ( Officar, plaasa handcuff ma, I am trying to ba difficult ) in cop spaak. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46412) - you deserved it (21793)

On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)



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