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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About moonfal : I'm random. A fan of many different fandoms, which I'm not afraid to be proud of.

I like fruit and tea and sweet stuff and good food. And reading and playing video games.

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moonfal's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74279) - you deserved it (3701)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36879) - you deserved it (4460)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53409) - you deserved it (4419)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by tryingnottocare (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1240544) - you deserved it (137774)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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