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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25342) - you deserved it (4080)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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