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mookiemookie01
  • Town/Country : Wellington, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

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On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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