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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1988 (26 years)
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Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (3405)

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