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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70670) - you deserved it (25380)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70670) - you deserved it (25380)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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