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About monstervictimowl : Hello! Because you clicked my profile, I'm going to tell you useless information about me that you really don't care about.
1. My idol is Lady Gaga, the woman is an absolute genius. She has a very great view on life, because baby we were born this way!
2. I have a weird obsession with triangles.
3. I support gay rights, my best friend is bisexual and is the most amazing guy in the world.
4. Music rules my life. If you couldn't tell from my username, I love the Beatles, The Killers, The Ramones, Elvis, and early Maroon 5 (back when they were a rock band), and Owl City
5. I am Miss Atomic Bomb
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