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Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill… Today, I found out im allergic to the medicine I use for nausea the side effect is throwing up, FML