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Town/Country : Denton, Usa
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1994 (17 years)
Number of visits : 224
Number of comments : 1
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14620) - you deserved it (6323)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (12290)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickleing my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (4259)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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