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monsterpoop
  • Town/Country : london, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1969 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 46
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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