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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13823) - you deserved it (10030)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18471) - you deserved it (1437)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35781) - you deserved it (19244)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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