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About monsterDONG : keepin it real !?
The Arbiter of anacondas, the Bishop of boners, the counselor of cock, the Duke of Dong, the Earl of erections, the father of footlongs, the godfather of gloryholes, the harbinger of humping, the joker of johns, the lord of length, the king of kongs, the magistrate of manmeat, the nemesis of nuts, the oracle of orgasms, the purveyor of penis, the quagmire of quiffes, the Reverend of Reach, the Shepperd of Schlong, the Thespian of tubesteak, the unifier of unclothed, the vagabond of vagina, the wizard of wangs, the eXcalibur of eXcitement, the yielder of yardsticks, the Zealot of zippers!!! LMFAO
I work and race my Skyline! Im into Cars, NCAA Football (go MICHIGAN), Beer, movies, chillin with friends and weed!
Kinda Random but my Username is accurate ; ) IT is huge, some ppl ask why be so cocky about it, to which I reply " What you came to this world with is what you leave it with so love what you were given"
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 24 July 2015