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monkeyspark's favorite FMLs

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58198) - you deserved it (13570)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28208) - you deserved it (2012)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

#9047777
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (2636)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35473) - you deserved it (2366)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (2432)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35027) - you deserved it (2673)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4988) - you deserved it (57339)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

#8169866
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29298) - you deserved it (4006)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

#8140774
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5783) - you deserved it (27757)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29420) - you deserved it (4282)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

#7668183
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32713) - you deserved it (9432)

On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10428) - you deserved it (51803)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (6223)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49440) - you deserved it (3934)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)



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