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About monkeygirl92 : I love monkeys! There soo cute. :)
I'm a typical teenager, I go to school, play sports and have a job. I have a boyfriend of 2 years and he is a big part of my life. I like reading on my spare time. The twilight books are really interesting. I love those books, but I'm not an obsessed fan like others. Born and raised in California (the city of trees to be exact). I love laughing so that is why I joined this website. I really do not like drama. So if your going to judge me because of grammactical errors, don't even waste your breath.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML