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by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids
by WhyMe6495 / 10/06/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (New York) / Work
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
by _/ | \_ / 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm / Singapore / Health
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
by katt_is_here / 10/06/2013 at 1:51am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Angrily Paranoid / 10/06/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Washington) / Health
by inhaler -.- / 10/06/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML
by noreia / 10/06/2013 at 12:11am / Hong Kong / Kids
by animal lover... / 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the…