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Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. So I said 'yeah I was funny huh?' She replied 'Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Indiana)
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
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