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by Nator / 02/09/2009 at 10:31am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Noname / 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML
Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
by none / 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Faxshadow / 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…