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Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML

#17181
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40167) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. So I said 'yeah I was funny huh?' She replied 'Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML

#13534
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (2141)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8031) - you deserved it (47992)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (23657)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10640) - you deserved it (39430)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19724) - you deserved it (16356)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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