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by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by Ali (New York) / 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (New York) / Health
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by evomadrid24 / 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by vampire / 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
by anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
by kimboslice106 / 06/08/2011 at 1:21am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by nofriends / 06/01/2011 at 12:28am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by randa / 04/19/2011 at 2:38am / Kids
by sosad / 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm / Love
Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
by anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 10:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy