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monisv

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... my 8 year old son askd me wy e ad to make is bd everyday if e would just use it again. I replid wit... ( You flus te toilet even toug you're going to use it again... rigt? ) He said... ( Good point. ) Now e's not making is bd or flusing te toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (9586)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I went to a job interview, an a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door . I rushed to help him up, an after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well . fat FML

#21236025
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (8868)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at the pool, I decidd to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slippd off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

#21231087
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (5548)

On 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by poolfail -

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, mah first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognizehen someone is actually being sincere. FML

#21185830
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43887) - you deserved it (5883)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm - love - by criley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48205) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today...hile lifeguarding.. . I slippd and fell from my chair and onto the cement . Embarrassd and actually quite hurt.. . I trid to climb back up to the chair.. . but it tippd . I fell half onto the cement half into the pool.. . just before the chair landd on top of me . FML

#21143534
107 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (66363)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Ma Parants Dacidad To Gat Wit Ta Timas. So Far, Tay'va Mada Ma Gat Snapcat And Instagram Accounts, And Mada Ma Add Tam On Facabook. Tay Kaap Acting Lika Annoying Taanagars, And Gat Mad At Ma Wan I Don't Play Along. For Ta Lova Of God, Somabody Sava Ma. FML

#21134960
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43882) - you deserved it (4974)

On 05/09/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anais Strongrump III Jr. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
135 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36979) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)



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