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moninbg
  • Town/Country : Sofia, Bulgaria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1981 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)



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