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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mongoosemike : Mikey. I got the grill on the front, trunk steady hummin'. Love any kind of music, from the Grateful Dead to UGK, to Stone Temple Pilots and Pantera. Just a few. Mechanic by trade, if I'm not under a car I'm lost in a book. Antisocial. 420friendly. Any more questions?

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