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About mongoosemike : I love my chihuahuas way too much. Mechanic. Animal shelter worker. Avid reader. Antisocial. Anxious. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?
I feel everything either too much, or not enough.
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Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015