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mongoosemike
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mongoosemike : Mikey. I got the grill on the front, trunk steady hummin'. I work with animals and I'm pretty damn good at it. Mechanic by trade, if I'm not under a car I'm lost in a book. Antisocial. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (6561)

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