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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mongoosemike : Mikey. I got the grill on the front, trunk steady hummin'. I work with animals and I'm pretty damn good at it. Mechanic by trade, if I'm not under a car I'm lost in a book. Antisocial. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (6561)

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