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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About mongoosemike : Mikey. I got the grill on the front, trunk steady hummin'. I work with animals and I'm pretty damn good at it. Mechanic by trade, if I'm not under a car I'm lost in a book. Antisocial. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?

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