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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About mongoosemike : I love my chihuahua way too much. Mechanic. Antisocial. Anxious. OCD. 420friendly. Any more questions?

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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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