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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About moneybagz131 : Musician and plan on becoming a Veterinarian because I'm awesome like that. I play every instrument in your typical heavy metal band. \m/
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Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5726) - you deserved it (49437)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16026) - you deserved it (3908)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7997) - you deserved it (41306)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26080) - you deserved it (12710)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

#19274783
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6579) - you deserved it (27123)

On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (5918)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24368) - you deserved it (2207)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

#19245415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19726) - you deserved it (2077)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11627) - you deserved it (19298)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26314) - you deserved it (5204)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7220) - you deserved it (39959)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16031) - you deserved it (37896)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)



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