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by notgay / 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
by Target / 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML
by sadcartoons / 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by ouch / 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2011 at 6:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when… Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up… Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been…