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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (3557)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16895) - you deserved it (14397)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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