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  • Number of visits : 221
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About momsquared : Just killing time at naptime.

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Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46893) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19718) - you deserved it (16352)

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