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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About momo_sir : 18 years old
CA nursing and radiology tech major.
Lover of all music
Undercover anime nerd
On here to kill some time and unwind.
:) insta: andshefellinlove

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Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML


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