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mommykrissy_05

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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mommykrissy_05 : I am a single parent with 2 beautiful children. They are great kids! They are my world. Even on a bad day seeing them smile, hearing there giggle or getting lovins makes my day brighter. I am a lucky Mommy. I love this site because... Hey at least "that " didn't happen today... To remind myself it could always be worse lol :-)

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Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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