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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1984 (30 years)
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About mommykrissy_05 : I am a single parent with 2 beautiful children. They are great kids! They are my world. Even on a bad day seeing them smile, hearing there giggle or getting lovins makes my day brighter. I am a lucky Mommy. I love this site because... Hey at least "that " didn't happen today... To remind myself it could always be worse lol :-)

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