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mommykrissy_05
  • Town/Country : Lancaster, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mommykrissy_05 : I am a single parent with 2 beautiful children. They are great kids! They are my world. Even on a bad day seeing them smile, hearing there giggle or getting lovins makes my day brighter. I am a lucky Mommy. I love this site because... Hey at least "that " didn't happen today... To remind myself it could always be worse lol :-)

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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