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by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
by eyes wide SHIT / 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by oddgrrl99 / 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Fml / 04/12/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
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