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mombostuck
  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 86
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About mombostuck : Konnichiwa! Just another teenage, non-British girl creeping through this humble website of personal problems. Looking for someone to joke with? You got the right account. Need someone to tell your problems to? I'll listen. Or do you have a problem with me? Then please, by all means, write it down on a note, fold the note up neatly, and shove it up your rear end. Or just message me. And, side note for those otakus out there, I love anime/manga. Also, I'm always hearing so many stereotypes about Americans, so, if you're a nice American, you should message me and tell me about yourself! Arigotō! :)

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Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34334) - you deserved it (13956)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (53319)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61609) - you deserved it (15549)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
182 comments

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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159 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
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I agree, your life sucks (22019) - you deserved it (253318)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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