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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 June 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 939
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About mollypop35 : The world is an imperfect place. Screws fall out all the time!

Oh, and my name isn't Molly, it's Lily.

Take care now ^~^

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Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14842) - you deserved it (51208)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37621) - you deserved it (4290)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36540) - you deserved it (2959)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML


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On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

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