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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 125
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mollychurch14 : My names Molly! I'm 20 years old. Happily engaged to the love of my life. I love reading, writing, art, and music.

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Visits<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 4:16am<b>Trollx</b> - the 12/09/2013 at 6:59pm<b>shhhaaarrron</b> - the 12/09/2013 at 5:54pm<b>Just_Ya</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 2:20pm<b>tacojauns</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 5:27pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 6:51am<b>f36k</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 6:55pm<b>k4m1k4z3</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 11:34pm<b>lyssaaaaa</b> - the 10/23/2013 at 7:49pm<b>big_pokey</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 1:13am<b>Ian_from_0070</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 9:23am<b>GayBlowjob</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 5:14pm<b>ABillOnFire</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 3:48pm<b>ThatFancyPenn</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 9:50am

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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28653) - you deserved it (41857)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44604) - you deserved it (5560)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

#21111156
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35591) - you deserved it (8366)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41735) - you deserved it (5742)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML

#21088031
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38451) - you deserved it (3156)

On 03/16/2014 at 10:00am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
75 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

#21046154
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (4002)

On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

#20998520
110 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

#20996292
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35292) - you deserved it (7531)

On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

#20996147
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45903) - you deserved it (3387)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

#20927261
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59229) - you deserved it (4517)

On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

#20927250
74 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50885) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

#20889450
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63827) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41988) - you deserved it (9723)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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