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About molliciousj : Animal lover, terrible texter, musician, hard worker, candy queen and klutzy as hell.

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molliciousj's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55106) - you deserved it (25613)

On 04/26/2014 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Sniffles (man) - Ireland

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

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