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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 418
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moldypickles : FML is my go to self soothing mechanism/distraction when all else fails. Sometimes you need a reminder the glass is half full.

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moldypickles's favorite FMLs

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43221) - you deserved it (6993)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49687) - you deserved it (4793)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41031) - you deserved it (3229)

On 08/22/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50353) - you deserved it (5033)

On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8621) - you deserved it (35746)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26650) - you deserved it (43699)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23247) - you deserved it (3853)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML


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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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