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moldypickles
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 June 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 14
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moldypickles : FML is my go to self soothing mechanism. deriving enjoyment from others misfortune. I am not a masochist, promise.

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Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6113) - you deserved it (23921)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19380) - you deserved it (29952)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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