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moldypickles
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About moldypickles : FML is my go to self soothing mechanism. deriving enjoyment from others misfortune. I am not a masochist, promise.

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Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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On 08/22/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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