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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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