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Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43977) - you deserved it (5217)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42524) - you deserved it (3867)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)



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