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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mokibear335 : I'm a high school senior studying to be veterinarian, i love animals and I'm pretty chill I guess. my dog is freaking adorable I know. Kik: crazychick75695

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mokibear335's favorite FMLs

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (6731)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (5412)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13200) - you deserved it (46935)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

#5526124
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40675) - you deserved it (3631)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML

#4673075
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62685) - you deserved it (10995)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by shitforchris (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

#4637795
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59964) - you deserved it (5032)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

#3561385
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55694) - you deserved it (8631)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

#3479922
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20532) - you deserved it (40876)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (61896)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

#131042
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57111) - you deserved it (9501)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51295) - you deserved it (8260)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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