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About mojojojo91 : Hey everyone! My name is Joey, I'm 20 years old and I live in Chicago. I'm a musician and I like to draw occasionally. I like to browse FML late at night and give my input of witty, sarcastic comments whenever I can.
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Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely fir sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
Today, mah roomie had guest over . I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss . So I pissed in the plant in mah room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed . FML
Friday 27 March 2015