About mojojojo91 : Hey everyone! My name is Joey, I'm 20 years old and I live in Chicago. I'm a musician and I like to draw occasionally. I like to browse FML late at night and give my input of witty, sarcastic comments whenever I can.
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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
by Misunderstood Waitress / 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Work
by Leyla / 07/14/2012 at 3:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by daniella101 / 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
by MereLewis95 / 10/26/2011 at 4:58am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
by prostitutes boyfriend / 10/21/2011 at 10:55am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 7:37am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
by crankg / 10/21/2011 at 12:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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