Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mojojojo91

Search for a member

mojojojo91

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mojojojo91 : Hey everyone! My name is Joey, I'm 20 years old and I live in Chicago. I'm a musician and I like to draw occasionally. I like to browse FML late at night and give my input of witty, sarcastic comments whenever I can.

mojojojo91's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - 18 hours ago<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:39am<b>SaniK</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:29am<b>ToxicSilence</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 9:31pm<b>elfsmh</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 5:02am<b>Tpracingkg</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 7:46pm

Liked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:40am

mojojojo91's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of mojojojo91's badges

mojojojo91's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML

#20150831
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (42349)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, I was aving sex wit my boyfriend. We were under te covers, and my little broter tougt we were wrestling, so e got on top of te covers and started "wrestling" wit us. FML

#19935872
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (30654)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today boyfriend finally met brother. He arrestd him 4 drunk driving.

#19860817
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24736) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Decidd To Light A Candle In Room . Since Fire Intrigue Me, I Put An Old Brochure Into It . Paper Burns Fast, An Now Carpet Has A Big, Black Burn Mark . Fat FML

#18388917
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6132) - you deserved it (66653)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Rubbed My Face In My Armpit Stubble Because It Felt Lyk My Ex-boyfriend's Face. FML

#18342381
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13579) - you deserved it (46994)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mothar callad ma urgantly from tha kitchan. Thinking sha was hurt, I ran to har as fast as possibla. Sha thraw a wat cloth at my haad and ran away, laughing har faca off. FML

#18078802
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (4159)

On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely fir sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

#18037995
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49758) - you deserved it (3878)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

TODAY... I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO TELL MY CO-WORKER TO CALM DOWN WHEN HE APPEARED TO BE VERY UPTIGHT. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE FACE. FML

#18037423
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20691) - you deserved it (11727)

On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah roomie had guest over . I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss . So I pissed in the plant in mah room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed . FML

#18036176
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6925) - you deserved it (48935)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: