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Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (11755)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I went on a date for the first time since my divorce was finalized a year ago. The first question the guy asked me was wat my favorite sex position is. FML

#21135207
88 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by CEO - United States (Virginia)

Today... I lat my sistar usa my phona to play music in tha showar... axpacting har to usa tha spaakars I hava. Sha usad a ziplock bag with a hola in it to connact looool har haadphonas. Now I hava a watarloggad phona and my sistar still doasn't undarstand y it didn't work. raal FML

#21130991
111 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 11:18pm - misc - by wow. - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE BAR. A MAN STARTED TO HIT ON ME. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE A FETISH FIR PREGNANT WOMEN. I'M NOT PREGNANT. FML

#21130777
54 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my art teacer sowed off a painting of is name e got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to im. FML

#21130223
105 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

Today, At My Wedding, My Husband Stood Up To Give A Speech. It Started Out Beautiful, Until He Told Everyone How He Started To Fall In Love With Me After I Blew Him On Our First Date. Big Fat FML

#21118892
156 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

I GOT A CALL FROM THE POLICE THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BURGLARIZD BUT AN OFF-DUTY COP CAUGHT THE CRIMINAL . I PULL UP TO SEE MAH DETAIND PSYCHO EX-BOYFRIEND SHEEPISHLY GRINNING AT ME . HE HAD THREE OF MAH LACE PANTIES AND TWO OF MAH BRAS CLAIMING IT WAS "ALL FIR MEMORIES SAKE" . MEGA FML

#21115090
131 comments

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On 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by exasperated (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

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On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)



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