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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1189
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29992) - you deserved it (53379)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (6761)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65048) - you deserved it (3123)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28829) - you deserved it (2914)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28829) - you deserved it (2914)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49092) - you deserved it (46211)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49092) - you deserved it (46211)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (4390)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (2659)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

#18742330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (9573)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (9573)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29144) - you deserved it (5449)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46820) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

#18726895
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10702) - you deserved it (26608)

On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)



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