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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1469
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (5002)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36209) - you deserved it (2624)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (10050)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41285) - you deserved it (9755)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (4497)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37062) - you deserved it (12867)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (3503)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (7134)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25959) - you deserved it (2984)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (3171)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

#18802834
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21976) - you deserved it (5695)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

Today, a guy took me to meet his parents on a second date. I stopped answering his calls afterwards, but he's just left me a voice-mail informing me that he's in love with me. I'm scared. FML

#18793920
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (8379)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:45am - love - by Jessch15 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29976) - you deserved it (4943)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39035) - you deserved it (3420)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28828) - you deserved it (2244)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia



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